• * A sign on a Shoe Repair store in Vancouver reads:
  • We will heel you
  • We will save your sole
  • We will even dye for you.
  • * A sign on a Blinds and Curtain truck:
  • “Blind man driving.”
  • * In a Podiatrist’s office:
  • “Time wounds all heels.”
  • * On a Septic Tank Truck:
  • Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
  • * At an Optometrist’s Office:
  • “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, You’ve come to the right place.”
  • * On a Plumber’s truck:
  • “We repair what your husband fixed.”
  • * At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
  • “Invite us to your next blowout.”
  • * On an Electrician’s truck:
  • “Let us remove your shorts.”
  • * In a Non-smoking Area:
  • “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”
  • * On a Maternity Room door:
  • “Push.  Push.  Push.”
  • * At a Car Dealership:
  • “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
  • * Outside a Muffler Shop:
  • “No appointment necessary.   We hear you coming..”
  • * In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
  • “Be back in 5 minutes.   Sit!   Stay!”
  • * At the Electric Company:
  • “We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.  
  • However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”
  • * In a Restaurant window:
  • “Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
  • * In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
  • “Drive carefully.  We’ll wait.”
  • * In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
  • “Best place in town to take a leak.”
  • * And the best one for last…;
  • Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
  • “Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises” 
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  • Francis Quamina Farrier  On 05/02/2021 at 12:31 pm

    I can’t say if it’s still there; but there was a sign on the side street leading off from the Vreed-en-Hoop Public road to the West Demerara Hospital which read “Ministry of Shoe Repairs.”

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