Rum, tears and karaoke – By David McAlmont

Rum, tears and karaoke  – By David McAlmont 

20140120diaspora(David McAlmont is a recording artiste, writer and historian living in London. His collaborations in London have included David Arnold, Bernard Butler, Michael Nyman, Courtney Pine and Guy Davies with whom he has formed the duo Fingersnap; they visited Guyana in  December 2015 to perform at the G-Jazz Festival at Georgetown’s Theatre Guild. David’s mother is Guyanese. He resided in Berbice, Wismar, Grove, Craig and Georgetown between 1978 and 1987.)  

“But David you just disappeared!” Sean Bhola (a giant talent back then whom I sang and performed with at church) to me in the grounds of the Theatre Guild in the Kingston borough of Georgetown, Guyana.

Time may have well have stood still here, in some respects, but this is hardly a town that time has forgotten. Sean tells me that it hasn’t changed. Indeed, now that Guy (my collaborator in the London voice and piano duo, Fingersnap) and I have concluded our musical duties, I get beyond Queenstown and Kingston to reacquaint myself with the wider city layout.  

It feels much more like the capital that I once traversed, even if this odd tendency to impose sheer mirror glass facades onto some of the new downtown buildings jars with Georgetown’s more enchanting, overall wooden, architectural scheme. I am impressed and moved by the people who have stayed, those who have taken the monumental conundrum—that Guyana still is—on. People who don’t want to live anywhere else. Those who have seen the world beyond these shores and just wanted to be at home. Those who have endured years of social experiments and corrupt politics and remained resolutely optimistic, those who believe that a change is going to come, awaiting it with a fierce resolve.

Yesterday, an old school friend took me to the Pegasus, the city’s once unrivalled top hotel. It has competition now in the guise of a controversial new Marriott hotel: the word on the street is that tax dollars were poured into its foundations. My friend reiterates what a few people have said: the country haemorrhaged its middle class! It was Sean who first couched the situation in those terms to me. He was explaining the absence of pianos—yes, really, and the non-existence of a thriving local musical scene. So much of Guyana’s talent, skills set, arts, and colloquial culture—currently challenged by Jamaican colloquialisms attached to the popularity of dancehall music—just left. In place of those qualities the prevalent evidence of prosperity has largely been corrupt or criminal. The young are being beguiled by the wrong type of success; their aspirations to education or office are bedeviled by the allure of gold or crime. Yet there is a new optimism afoot. The Guyanese have elected a new coalition. The optimism is cautious, but it is optimism all the same. There are whispers of a new middle class; some of “them” are coming back.

Fingersnap duo at G Jazz Festival by Phillip Williams, psmediagy.comPHOTO:Fingersnap duo at G Jazz Festival by Phillip Williams,

To me, Georgetown felt like the centre of all things back then; I would not have wanted to live anywhere else in Guyana. Today, in a meeting with the Minister for Tourism, I have a moment of devastated epiphany. I state that Guyana made me. That when I returned to England I had an education that my cousins couldn’t believe. I was a beneficiary of huge musical encouragement and mentorship, from school, church and other musicians. For years I have thought that people like me, who were “asleep” in British schools, should go to Guyana for an education. If what I have been told about the state of things is true, I have been mistaken for decades. It is truly upsetting. I am crushed to hear that the opportunities that were once available to me here have somehow subsided. I’m grateful for my success, but saddened at the idea of true stars languishing here. I am one who needs to come back more frequently.

Don’t get me wrong. It is not remotely a backward place. While twenty-eight years in London—all that concrete, those skyscrapers, the civic responsibility, the public transport infrastructure—might make Georgetown feel almost rural in comparison, like a sprawling tropical country town, it seems much busier now, many more people. There is contemporary modernity in evidence. There are Internet cafes. One of the musicians we’ve been hanging out with at the G-Jazz Fest, Courtney Fadlin, says that months ago the whole city was filthy, but it is getting cleaned up. Still, there are massive Sunday night gatherings and cookouts at the severely littered sea wall—Georgetown is below sea level, which is why it was handy that the Dutch were here before the English.

They still play music as loudly as they ever did. It is as hilarious as it is outrageous. You don’t always know where it’s coming from, it bounces and ricochets off buildings. There is Dynasty at Roxanne Burnham gardens, open-air ballroom dancing. Many Guyanese, so many of them drop dead beautiful – eye-poppingly so, are always resplendently attired. Christmas is still a massive deal here. The decorations are hilarious. Last night we were shown a funeral parlour, Coffins Are Us, that was festive beyond any idea of solemnity.

It was uproarious and endearing. It surprises me that people are partying until 02:00hrs on a Sunday night (in religious Guyana?) but another growing trend, even with my generation, is an impatience with an old style of draconian religious fervour.

There are many more cars now. There are air conditioned restaurants and hotels. Men still “tow,” for example, which is to say, their loved ones become passengers affixed to their pushbike’s anatomy. Back then, the most extraordinary form of this action I ever saw was one torrentially rainy morning as I proceeded through Meadow Brook Gardens: a father riding, his wife positioned on his bicycle frame, cradling their child while holding an umbrella, another sodden child strapped to the pushbike’s rack. Today I see a father with a 1930s German storm trooper style helmet—this type of helmet is ubiquitous in the Georgetown streets—a barely clad toddler betwixt his thighs, helmetless, speeding along Laluni Street.

A thrilling re-acquaintance is the parasol factor. In Guyana, men and women protect themselves from the solar burn beneath umbrellas functioning as parasols. Especially when they step out in three-piece suits to go to church—I’m not kidding. The sun is not argued with. It is relentless. It burns. It is a joy to see the umbrellas aloft. It’s something I used to do.

There are other habits I developed here that have foundered in the UK. When you shake British hands most people quickly repulse your grip. In Guyana it is not uncommon to hold a hand for ages after you’ve shaken it. When somebody makes you laugh or, “give you joke,” as the Guyanese say, it is quite common to put your hand on his or her arm, back, shoulder and laugh. I’ve done this in London sometimes only to have people flinch.

When people laugh they sometimes cover their mouths. Over time I have wondered why I do this and questioned the action. It’s a Guyanese “ting.”

I’m tearful today. I’m not sad. My heart is full. Last night was one of the most emotional evenings of my life. There was rum; there were tears and karaoke. At one of our recent performances here I remarked upon a musical trend in eighties Georgetown. International acts didn’t come here. Local singers became the country’s Stevie Wonder or its Luther Vandross, and so on. I explained that my problem was that I preferred girl singers then, so I could hardly expect Guyana to allow me to be its Whitney Houston.

At least the remark got a laugh—times are changing. At the karaoke bar that Sean found, a lovely little establishment with white walls, flamboyant red and white seasonal curtains swathed in electric blue lighting, Sean asked me what I was going to sing. I thought about it and decided to do Whitney. He looked at me with a wide-eyed smirk and said, “For real?” My response? “Oh hell yes!”

The microphone is cordless. You can sing outside if you know the words and inside if you don’t. There are some great singers here. There are also some car crashes. We do our best to maintain our courtesy as a lovely, but less than gifted barmaid massacres Whitney’s “The Greatest Love of All”; in the end the laughter cannot be suppressed. The misfires are so remarkable that it seems almost skilful. I feel bad singing a Whitney song after this woman. It feels as if I am demonstrating how Whitney should be sung.

It’s my turn. The introduction plays. It is the original key. I can do this. I launch into it, my eyes closed in intense concentration, sweat oozing from my forehead. As the high notes approach I go for them and reach them. At last! I become the Guyana Whitney.

It is such a moment. Sean and Guy are clapping and screaming. Others in the bar, when I open my eyes, are looking at me in disbelief. Guy says that they are looking for the tits. Sean says they are thinking, “Oh my god! Is a man dat?” Is that a man? Then Sean rises majestically, as he always did, to sing “I Believe”. The power of yesteryear is still there, good and strong.

He is such a statuesque man, a real presence. The powerful, Pentecostal teen tenor is still very much alive with additional baritone gravitas. Then we perform Stevie Wonder’s “Lately” and Neil Diamond’s “Love on the Rocks” together. We harmonise. We sing to each other. We smile. Choke back a tear or two. I don’t think I have been happier this year.

There are friends you meet after a few months or years, and simply carry on where you left off.

There are those who you meet after a few decades. Sean Bhola—my Christian Soul brother from back in the day—and I found each other anew on Friday. We have been talking and talking and talking. So much to say; so many years to cover. Too short a trip; too short a life.


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  • Rosaliene Bacchus  On 01/22/2016 at 12:46 am


  • demerwater  On 01/22/2016 at 5:50 am

    An exquisitely emotive piece of writing. The artists among us should design for us a special emoticon to depict the dichotomy / harmony that I feel; but find almost unbearable to express

  • Marie Gordon  On 01/22/2016 at 8:41 am

    This article was one of the most touching and emotional one I have read in a very long time. More writers should follow suit. Thank you Mr McAlmont.

  • Gigi  On 01/22/2016 at 11:44 pm

    Very nice. I guess he was one of the privileged few who benefited from educational opportunities under the PNC. Why did he leave (twenty-eight years in London) during the PNC reign then, I wonder?

    “word on the street is that tax dollars were poured into its foundations. My friend reiterates what a few people have said: the country haemorrhaged its middle class!”

    So tax dollars under the PPP were used to build the Marriott to promote tourism whereas tax dollars under the new coalition are being used to pay out hefty salaries and decadent lifestyles to a bloated and top heavy incompetent, dunce and corrupt govt. Wow! Guyana actually had a middle class to hemorrhage! What a vast improvement over the decades of abject poverty and starvation under the PNC/APNU dictatorship.

    “The Guyanese have elected a new coalition. The optimism is cautious, but it is optimism all the same. There are whispers of a new middle class; some of “them” are coming back.”

    The Guyanese people didn’t elect a new coalition, the coalition was imposed on the Guyanese people through rigged elections concocted by the ABC countries. Now they’re swarming around Guyana like vultures circling a a dead carcass, tearing away at it even though it ain’t quite dead yet. NO! The Guyanese majority are not that dumb to vote PNC/APNU.

    Cautious optimism? Whispers of a new middle class? Some of them are coming back? Explain the long lines at the passport office then. Those long lines are hopeless and despondent people fleeing Guyana. That’s not optimism. That’s desperation. The only “middle class coming back” are the ones who will become the “new middle class” under the ethnic govt jobs for senile old men.

    Moses toured NYC the other day trying to entice Indo-Guyanese-American middle class to “come back” and he was met with numerous protests. Heck, Moses so scared the PNC/APNU are going to pull a Rodney King on him, his secret service entourage is appears similar in size to Obama. De man made a coalition deal with de jumbe and now he prapa fear fo he life?

  • demerwater  On 01/23/2016 at 6:37 am

    Here is a “bio” of David McAlmont. Full disclosure: I did not write it; nor do I stand to profit from it any way, shape or form.

  • Sandra Sealey  On 05/21/2016 at 9:57 am

    Beautiful! Insightful! Refreshing!

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