A Church Service by 2020

A Church Service by 2020

PASTOR: “The Lord be with you!”

CONGREGATION: And with your spirit”

PASTOR:  “Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to  download the sermon.”

P-a-u-s-e……

“Now, Let us pray committing this week into God’s hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God”  

S-i-l-e-n-c-e     

“As  we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards  ready.”

“You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password ‘Lord909887.’

The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:

  1. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church
  2. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
  3. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.

The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, Tablets, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!

Final Blessing and Closing Announcements.

  1. This week’s ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group  pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don’t miss  out.
  2. Thursday’sBible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT.  Please don’t miss out.
  3. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend  for counselling and prayers.

God bless and have a nice day.

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Comments

  • Rosaliene Bacchus  On 09/13/2015 at 5:39 am

    LOL. It makes total sense. Why wait until 2020?

  • de castro  On 09/13/2015 at 7:18 am

    Pass ! May be in the “afterlife” by 2020…..if it exists…my jury is out.

  • Hazel Woolford  On 09/13/2015 at 3:20 pm

    I pray that does not happen. I hope that social media is used as a tool for evangelism.

  • Restorer  On 09/13/2015 at 6:49 pm

    Its already happening. A friend’s church meets in an on-line chat room for prayer at five in the mornings. Most young people in churches use their tablets or cell phones to download scriptures. ( Mind you these are the really conscientious ones) Most don’t really follow. Tech. savvy ministers are also streaming live during their sermons and can be viewed by “shut-ins ” and members at work. That’s just how technology is going, We have come a long way from, “please turn off all cell phones in church” That absolutely does not apply.

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