People over 60 – funny jokes from the AARP

People over 60  ...From the American Association Of Retired People…    Clyde Duncan passed this on to us. Thanks!

Questions and Answers from AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy.. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done, you’ll have a place to live.  

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: “And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt ” 

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60-year-old husband?

A: Tell him you’re pregnant.  

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: “Gosh, I remember these!”

SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor, RIGHT

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  • Cliff Thomas  On 08/27/2013 at 9:13 pm

    Thanks Duncan. This was quite enjoyable and laughable.

  • Clyde Duncan  On 08/28/2013 at 7:41 am

    Talking about memory – I say, I have a good memory, but it’s short!!

  • Rosaliene Bacchus  On 08/28/2013 at 10:30 pm

    Each one a gem. LOL

  • Dmitri Allicock  On 08/30/2013 at 11:29 am

    Love them. Thanks for sharing Clyde

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