TEN points to ponder for the New Year! – funny

TEN POINTS TO PONDER FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.    

Number 6
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 5
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 4
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 3
In the 60’s, people took acid (LSD) to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 2
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

And The Number 1 Thought – – – as someone recently said to me:
“Don’t worry about old age – it doesn’t last that long.”

[Source:  Wayne Moses – WGML]

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Comments

  • canjeboy  On 02/04/2013 at 9:59 pm

    It is very nice to have a light hearted comments, which add a bit of spice to life.
    Thank You.

  • de castro  On 02/05/2013 at 12:29 pm

    fact

    it is appointed unto men once to die

    But when ?

    we are also once a man twice a child.

    I am already in my second childhood at a youthful 69 ha ha !
    kamptan

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