Daily Archives: May 28, 2012

INEPTOCRACY

IN-EP-TOC-RA-CY

Not yet in Webster’s dictionary, but Google advises that it is a recently ‘coined’  word, displayed on T-shirts sold from eBay.
Read the definition slowly and absorb it. This word may become recognized to describe the current political situation in some, if not in most countries.

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PARAPROSDOKIANS…

PARAPROSDOKIANS…

(Sir Winston Churchill loved them)

are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; it is frequently humorous.

1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you.

But it’s still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up,

we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right –

only who is left..
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